John Mayor did a long interview with Playboy, he really went all out! Yes, he still spends half the time talking about how much he enjoys masturbation, but near the end he goes into how crazy Jessica Simpson was in bed..."Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me. Sexually it was crazy. That's all I'll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm." But of course that's not all he'll say. He continues:
"There are people in the world who have the power to change our values. Have you ever been with a girl who made you want to quit the rest of your life? Did you ever say, 'I want to quit my life and just f--kin' snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to f--k you, I would start selling all my s--t just to keep f--king you."
Keeping it extra classy, he also talks about Jennifer Aniston in the middle of his Jessica Simpson crazy crack sex story. When asked if he still loves The Bounty Hunter actress, who has been busy sipping margaritas to save Mexico's economy, he answers, "Yes, always. I'll always be sorry that it didn't last. In some ways I wish I could be with her. But I can't change the fact that I need to be 32."
FYI, being 32 means "I don't want to pet dogs in the kitchen." And also tweeting, which Jen just didn't get.
"One of the most significant differences between us was that I was tweeting. There was a rumor that I had been dumped because I was tweeting too much. That wasn't it, but that was a big difference. The brunt of her success came before TMZ and Twitter. I think she's still hoping it goes back to 1998. She saw my involvement in technology as courting distraction. And I always said, 'These are the new rules.' You have to show that you don't take yourself seriously."
And, of course, John continues his fight against being labeled a douche bag when he's really just a solid guy who wants people to like him. This is his goal for 2010:
"I've been trying to prove to people I'm not a douche bag by not dating, by keeping my name out of Us Weekly. That's f--ked up, man. I'm not dating. I'm not even f--king. So now I'm going to experiment with 'f--k you.' In 2010 my goal is to get more mentions in Us Weekly than ever."
But now many people are calling John Mayer a racist after the following:
Playboy: Do black women throw themselves at you?
John Mayer: I don't think I open myself to it. My dick is sort of like a white supremacist. I've got a Benetton heart and a f---kin' David Duke c--k. I'm going to start dating separately from my dick.
Sounds harsh! Though, People are allowed their personal sexual preferences right? I hear people tell me all the time I only date ___ guys or I only date _____ girls because they are hotter.
Maybe this wasn't the best way to say it huh?
Twitter is in an uproar! lol
Racist or Not?
YOU TELL ME..
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